Pieces of my life
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no i didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy...
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
(via goddammit-youtubers)
i get really uncomfortable when people say they haven’t even seen harry potter
(Source: stllinski, via irrelevantwhitegirl)
there’s characters you love
and then there’s your babies
(via fangirlingproblem)
can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers
(Source: millingur, via standingupformyselfnow)



